Camp Song Wednesday!!! Sixth Edition

You Can't Ride My Little Red Wagon

You can't ride my little red wagon

Front wheel's broken and the axel's draggin'

You can't ride my little red wagon

Any more today!

Second verse, same as the first but a little bit louder and a little bit worse!

Repeat, getting louder and louder, ad nauseum!

You can't ride in my little red wagon (everyone else repeats)

Front seats broken and the axles draggin' (everyone else repeats)

Chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga

Third verse, same as the first

A WHOLE LOT LOUDER AND A WHOLE LOT WORSE!

Little Red Wagon/ Jose version

You can't ride my little red wagon

Front seats busted and the axel's draggin'

You can't ride my little red wagon

OOOmpah, OOOmpah, pah, pah

Second verse, same as the first but a little bit louder and a little bit worse!

You can't ride in my little red wagon (everyone else repeats)

Front seats busted Kelly Clarkson (everyone else repeats)

Third verse, same as the first

OOOmpah, OOOmpah, pah, pah

A WHOLE LOT LOUDER AND A WHOLE LOT WORSE!
You can't ride my hot pink wagon

OOOmpah, OOOmpah, pah, pah

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